Scary Doll lives in the holiday decorations bin in the attic most of the year; then, in December, she re-emerges for several weeks and terrorizes the household. You never know where she'll turn up ... she bides her time, ready to startle you when you least expect it! She was probably once a beautiful caroling doll; now she is just a Scary Doll who lurks.
Thursday, December 19, 2013
She's causing a jam in the Keurig cup caddy!
Weary-eyed, I shuffled to the kitchen to fix a cup of morning Joe, only to notice that the Keurig cup caddy drawer was ajar. I made my selection of coffee and gingerly tried to close the drawer. But the drawer wouldn't budge! I forced and I slammed and huffed and hawed but that drawer wouldn't go. Finally, I pulled out the drawer, reached in with my hand to look for the obstruction, only to catch a feel of Scary Doll's brillo-pad hair. A shudder and a ripple of fear reverberated through my body, for Scary Doll was jammed into this tight area! Coffee will never taste the same again!