Friday, December 12, 2014
She's mailing it in!
This morning, I took our dog, Mr. Snoots, out for his morning walk. As we headed back to the house, I could faintly see an object protruding out of our mailbox. I thought to myself "did we forget to bring in the mail last night?" As I drew closer, the color and shape of the object revealed itself. It was Scary Doll! I wasn't actually startled that it was her, but rather that she failed to supply a destination address, a return address and proper postage!!! Eek! I had to explain to her that you don't just sit in the mailbox and wait for something to happen. She just stared at me with that same vacant astonished expression. What a dumbass.