Scary Doll lives in the holiday decorations bin in the attic most of the year; then, in December, she re-emerges for several weeks and terrorizes the household. You never know where she'll turn up ... she bides her time, ready to startle you when you least expect it! She was probably once a beautiful caroling doll; now she is just a Scary Doll who lurks.
Thursday, November 30, 2017
She's a lunchbag stowaway!
Noon at work: a moment of sustenance and solitude, a time to satisfy a late-morning/early afternoon case of the munchies, a moment between a person and their lunch. Well no more... SD, as you can see has ruined everything. All of which she turns to ka-ka in the moment it takes to open the velcro opening to that bag. Now I'm stuck the entire day, in my office, a petrified, ghastly vengeful choir doll standing on my desk, greeting every visitor with her look of frozen terror. I'm staying behind locked doors until quitting time.
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