Scary Doll decided to soil and darken my soul by hiding in a spot most representative of cleanliness: amongst the towels. When will this holiday madness end?!
Scary Doll lives in the holiday decorations bin in the attic most of the year; then, in December, she re-emerges for several weeks and terrorizes the household. You never know where she'll turn up ... she bides her time, ready to startle you when you least expect it! She was probably once a beautiful caroling doll; now she is just a Scary Doll who lurks.
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Tuesday, January 1, 2013
Monday, December 24, 2012
She's taking a sudzy shower!!
Well, Scary Doll proved to be too bashful for the Y showers and decided to take solace with a clothed shower at home. Only I think she got a few details wrong. Firstly, you're supposed to stand in the tub, not between the curtain and the shower liner. Secondly, it's never a good idea to wear the stinky dusty clothes that you've been wearing for the last 5-30 years (however long Scary Doll's been around). I hope in the future she doesn't replicate her odd behavior.
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