She's getting dressed for work!

There I was, just wandering by in a nude sort of way to pick out Monday's outfit and BAM! Scary Doll in my face.  And she saw my particulars...which may explain the stunned expression. I don't know if I will survive another season of this.  

More relatives!

At our staff holiday luncheon last week, the table was decorated with these monstrosities.  I was snapping pictures left and right.  My table-mate, an octogenarian substitute teacher, asked if I'd like to gather all (17) of them together for a picture, and aren't they cute?  She obviously had no idea of how I was feeling about this discovery.