Scary Doll Lurks
Scary Doll lives in the holiday decorations bin in the attic most of the year; then, in December, she re-emerges for several weeks and terrorizes the household. You never know where she'll turn up ... she bides her time, ready to startle you when you least expect it! She was probably once a beautiful caroling doll; now she is just a Scary Doll who lurks.
Sunday, December 17, 2017
She's boxed in with Peet!
Sunday, December 10, 2017
She's seeking Comfort and Joy!
Tuesday, December 5, 2017
She's trying to get in on my action!
1. Garlic growing: negative, she is not hiding among this year's harvest nor is she buried in the frozen livestock poo that feeds the 2018 crop.
2. Writing activities: all of this is in cyberspace and there is no way SD could scan and digitize herself into cyberspace ala Tron. We don't have anything other than a 2D scanner. Impossible!
3. Civil War reenactment: she does not reside in my Union trousers, nor in my cap, nor does she live inside the garments of my life size rubber Ulysses S. Grant (I only have him around for reenactment purposes).
4. Neighborhood block synchronized swimming club: no way. The pool is deflated and stored in the attic of house number 51 on our block. Plus my swimming cap is worn and my Speedo got too big from all the running I've been doing.
5. The running! Eureka! I ran into the office to find SD doing a poor job of wearing my hard earned Oniontown 10K medal (with the official onion mascot no less). Only one person in this house, human or freakish doll, has earned the right to don the prestigious Mr. Onion.
Away foul wench with your Rosie Ruizish ways! I am the true champion!
Saturday, December 2, 2017
She's perching!
Thursday, November 30, 2017
She's a lunchbag stowaway!
Monday, November 27, 2017
She has succumbed to the seasonal marketing ploy of pumpkin spice EVERYTHING!!!
Saturday, November 25, 2017
She's personally responsible for the disappearance of my rain coat!
Sunday, December 18, 2016
She's in with the Christmas cards & her lap is filled with love.
Friday, December 9, 2016
She's getting fit!
Saturday, December 3, 2016
Sheeeeee's .... a.... hamburger! Hamburger! Hamburger!
Scary Doll loves to play this singing card over & over, just like I did ever since I got this card from San San. I have heard this song 300+ times and I never tire of it! This card is a double win: it's a song and it's a huge meal! SD needs to move on now, though ... maybe some new activities will help to stimulate her and keep her from entering a food coma after such a giant burger.
Thursday, December 1, 2016
She's a stowaway in my catch-all box!
Saturday, November 26, 2016
She's aspiring to become a chew toy!
Thursday, November 24, 2016
She's bastardizing the dog food basket!
Of course SD would do what Christmas does every year to Thanksgiving Day: preempt it with her diabolical attention-craving presence! This time, she makes herself known during that precious bonding time between owner and dog, that moment of feeding yummy crackers and Pup-Peroni's. Our dog Mae could sense the shiver in my soul, its residue still visible. This is going to be a looooong holiday season!
Friday, December 25, 2015
Baby it's cold outside...
She's spooning with the 2%!
Tuesday, December 22, 2015
She's getting up in Hector's bizness!
Sunday, December 20, 2015
She's getting chummy with my pajama pants!
Saturday, December 19, 2015
All I want for Christmas is a chance to possess your soul.
Friday, December 18, 2015
She's observing public displays of affection!
She's spooning with Holly Bear!
Thursday, December 17, 2015
She's noise cancelling!
SG kept dropping no-so-subtle hints about whether I was using my headphones or if I even knew of their location. After an exasperated effort to show her that I was aware of the headphones I came upon such a hideous scene that you see in this pic. How can I wear these now and scrub the image out of my mind? All I can say (or ask) is... wanna buy some phones?
Sunday, December 13, 2015
She's a radiant beacon!
Saturday, December 12, 2015
She's living the life of a warm towel!
She's a basket case!
Thursday, December 10, 2015
Friday, December 26, 2014
She's got a light bulb up her hoo-ha!
Well, SD let her monarchy atop my Mom's Christmas tree get to her petrified head. She decided to mount herself atop a light bulb in the diningroom chandelier. Talk about being on the hot seat! I think her astonished expression of distress is truly genuine this time. There's a price to glory.
Thursday, December 25, 2014
She's achieved her life goal!
SD has finally achieved her life's ambition to commandeer the position of a Christmas tree star or angel. I'm not sure what she could do to "top" this. Get it? Heh heh. Oh God...
Wednesday, December 24, 2014
She's in my mom's couch!
Sunday, December 21, 2014
She's a stowaway!
Well, as you may have guessed, Spinning Girl's post clued me into this little stunt by Scary Doll. Sure enough she wedged her freaky self into my suitcase for the holiday travels so she can horrify my family for almost 5 days. I don't know why she's OK with being stuffed in a suitcase and hurled around by baggage handlers who hate their jobs. Let's wish her luck.